Cheap Limp Bizkit reference right there.
Three times in one day? You must be asking what did you do to deserve this.
At the very least, "that's what she said"
Recently, Maxim's Hot 100 poll was released for 2010. Sure, it's a poll made strictly for guys, and the reasoning behind any of the selections are asinine, but this year really took the prize.
The "hottest" female in the WORLD as ranked by Maxim is Katy Perry. Yes, the same Katy Perry who once sang "I kissed a girl". I know we shouldn't put any trust in Maxim's polls because they are as useless as the state of Florida's in 2000.
But Katy Perry? I mean, sure she's CUTE, but the hottest in the world? I'm not sure she's even the most attractive musician, let alone woman.
It's the age old argument for guys, arguing who's "hot or not". It's a complicated debate based upon extremely simple criteria. Now I don't have the time or energy to do much research but here's been my top 5 for the past 5 years. (Not sure how theirs can change every year). My original top 5 had all brunettes, so I decided to separate the two.
"Dark Haired"
1) Evangeline Lilly (Kate)
2) Anne Hathaway
3) Natalie Portman
4) Kate Beckinsale
5) Emmanuelle Chriqui (Sloan from Entourage)
Blondes
1) Carrie Underwood
2) Scarlett Johansson
3) Charissa Thompson (NHL on Versus)
4) Malin Akerman (from the movie Watchman)
5) Elisa Cuthbert
Feel free to argue or debate in the comments.
Day At The Beach
13 years ago
I strongly, STRONGLY resent the classic blonde versus brunette match up. Women with black hair and red hair deserve to be objectified as well.
ReplyDeleteWhat about jessica alba?
ReplyDeleteI don't see my name on there?? List is null & void.
ReplyDeleteWomen with black hair are to be considered under brunette, and if anyone can come up with one for Redheads, you're a better person than I.
ReplyDeleteJessica Alba is a great choice, and if I would have made the list 5 years ago she would have been tops.
Friends are excluded from this list, it'd cause unrest.
ReplyDeleteOpen those eyes when watching TV? First, Jessica Alba def on list, your 1,2 and 5 not. You are forgetting half of the victorias secret models are brunette if nothing else. Blonde list is a joke. Scarjo doesnt even make the list of "f-able women without bags over face," and thats when shes been working out. Carrie underwood, yes, rest NO. Man, I expected at least a arguable list here. Maxim list a joke as usual. We can agree on that. Now there are 2 lists that leave me questioning the sexuality of their creators....burn.
ReplyDeleteDid you forget about Alessandra Ambrossio, Joanna Krupa and Melissa Miller? or the rest of the Victoria's Secret models?
ReplyDeleteYou're on a good track with both lists, but I like them both in reverse order.
My biggest mistake was not putting more qualifiers on the list. Models are not listed because their ONLY job in the world is to look good. Thus they should rank above everyone else.
ReplyDeleteEva Mendes!
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