Relationship Advice pt. 1

Now that you're done laughing, b/c I'm the last person who should be giving this advice, I heard a few ideas discussed via radio that made me think.

The first was this idea that the radio station 99.5 in DC is promoting. It's a party this Friday, in which you attend the along with an EX of yours. You bring this "date" to pretty much ditch them at the door. The idea is called "Treasure & Trash" b/c one person's trash is another's.....treasure, now you got it. It's an idea that is almost too ingenious to think that it hasn't been replicated before.

You know everyone at this place is single, which already takes away the first giant question from when you approach someone in any other environment. This event could either be a huge success or the first riot held indoors. As great as the idea of being surrounded by countless singles may be, there is also the flip side. What happens if every female bring the equivalent of "Ronnie" and every guy brings "Snookie". Suddenly you're surrounded by the raging, extremely jealous, not-quite-over their EX, crowd.

Ding-ding, someone grab Michael Buffer and LLLLLLLETT'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRREEEADY TO RRRRRUMMMMMMMBLE!!

Did I mention there are free drinks? So the party will either become the world's largest orgy or WWF Royal Rumble x100. For less than $20, it'd be worth just going to view the debacle.