Fantastic voyage

First off let me explain the title of this blog. I'm originally from Pittsburgh and lived there for 26 years. However, I'm not from the area that has created their own dialect known as "Pittsburghese". I figured I would pay homage to my birthplace by utilizing one of the most commonly heard phrases by kids in the area. If you ever heard your parents shout this phrase, you knew there was a belt, shoe, pan, or other inanimate object coming your way!

Anyways, enough with the memories...I want to thank all those who are following this blog, and let me welcome you to the fantastic voyage haha. I write in the style of Bill Simmons (ESPN's Sports Guy), who I'd highly recommend checking out.

Class is in session so let's begin...